RockHardCafe
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
Content warning: Large penetrations, cum inflation, and wild fantasy dicks
Fuck Benneq in this experimental sex game with advanced penetration physics.
- Use the mouse to control Benneq's friends, shake the mouse back and forth to set the pace!
- Left mouse click lets you move the Camera.
Featuring:
Gruff | Gruff, a totally regular ram. Not a demon. https://twitter.com/GruffAD |
Kyne | Kyne, a spiky boy. |
Pastel | Pastel, the local neighborhood shape-shifter! https://twitter.com/bigcozyorca |
Naelstrof | Yours truly, a gator dragon! https://twitter.com/naelstrof |
Archival | An Australian double-dragon that can fit so many friends! https://twitter.com/Archival0000 |
Benneq | The star of the game! "My wife loves my ass!" https://twitter.com/CoffeeSoda (Model by Eugene) |
Ashe | Benneq's wife! "Yeah I do, I really do". https://twitter.com/CoffeeSoda |
Status | Released |
Platforms | Windows, macOS, Linux |
Release date | Jun 21, 2023 |
Rating | Rated 4.3 out of 5 stars (231 total ratings) |
Author | naelstrof |
Genre | Simulation |
Made with | Krita, Unity, Audacity, Substance Painter & designer, GIMP |
Tags | Adult, Cute, Furry, NSFW, Short |
Average session | About a half-hour |
Languages | English |
Inputs | Mouse |
Accessibility | Subtitles |
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Greeting and salutations my fellowships. I am inquiring about why this furry fucking porn game is so fucking ass. fuckass
-Half_Shakespearean_Hole_Clogger
FOR ANYONE ON WINDOWS, if the game is stuck on the "made with unity" screen, go to "RockHardCafe_Data" and delete the plugins folder.
this worked for me, and hopefully this is a solution for anyone that can't run the game!
just make a good game fuckass
its a ok game
are there any traps/femboys/tomgirls
Why does it lag so hard?
pls add female and more in general characters and then more people will play it and then me too
vr?
Android please π€π£π€
You need to make an android version a lot of people only have Android
Honestly, only having Android is kind of a tip-off that you might be a minor, since in this day and age you kinda need a PC if you're an adult.
I got fired from my job nine months ago this all I can afford I still need to pay rent
Then you probably have more important things to worry about than NSFW games.
i will live my life how i want to
Dude... Life is not gonna be fair, just find games with android support and keep searching for jobs. I know its hard, but keep searching.
Windows version works perfectly for me. Great fun! Would be cool to have more freedom to roam, maybe have the waist for all the phantom dicks like Ashe does. Also fix the odd movement of the butt with the thick dicks, but that might be too hard to fix.
Umm... I downloaded the windows version. Unity screen pops up, then the program stops responding and closes. But I really want to play this
the game just closes itself after the unity screen
When is the apk download coming?
windows one works fine for me.
it sad that the game dose not work at all and it needs to be fix
Please fix the windows version so it can be playable, can't make it past the made with unity screen
game dose not work for window
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Does not run on M2
I really don't know how I ended up here.
Android APK?
The windows version doesn't work for me.
It's capable of loading past the unity screen, however nothing else loads after that. I can see the controls and dialogue along with hearing the sounds, When I move my cursor around, I can hear the plapping. However it's left with a completely white screen.
Everything is up to date and my device is capable of loading other high resolution games, but for some reason this one just wouldn't work.
(Windows 11)
Is this game on steam?
No I did a search for you and sadly it's not.
the windows version doesn't work i can download it but it wont run hope that gets fixed
honestly, i've given this game a good fifteen minutes, split into 2 sessions of 7 minutes, one session the night before, then one shortly before i typed this, my wrist somewhat hurts from having to shake the mouse, sure it's fun to do, but there's some issues that i have with the game, which are the following:
-the bar drains too quickly
-the bar starts drains as soon as you pull out
-the stomach empties too quickly, resulting in it being completely empty before the next character can even start
-Benneq moves too much, making it hard to get a constant pace that's consistent
-no options menu so that you can turn down settings
-when you hit the exit button, the game closes
-the threshold for the bar is too high, which contradicts with the whole set your pace thing, resulting in a sore wrist
I agree. I was tried to fill the cum bar, I only had gone rough fully a little pass halfway. And still nothing, I thought it was the cock, that was my problem, So I tried to swap it out with a different one. But, I didn't know how to do so. I pressed all keys at random, but to no avail, still Pleasureful size Horse-Cock (Equipped by Default).
how the fuck did you get the game to run?!
don't download the game, just use the Itch.io desktop app, it's still jittery though
i didnβt know that was a thing
This suck I really wanted to play this game but I don't know anymore
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man... it's so jittery and i can't figure out why. looks fun, but doesn't seem to run smoothly enough to play.
Did you ever figure it out? Because it's really stupid that we don't even get the option to tweak the graphics for the sake of framerate.
So what do I do
I tried to run the game on window s and, everything was fine but when the game started it exited itself out
Will it come to android?
fix for mac pls
I tried to run the game on mac, everything was fine but when the game started it was just a mess of colors and missing textures, and I could still hear the sound and click the buttons, which I couldnt see.
Same here
i try to run the game on my pc but it says widows protected your pc so im wondering if there is a virus in the game
just click the more information button and click run anyways. it's a default thing windows defender does for non-standard applications like these, doesn't mean it actually has a virus
game doesnt load past the "made in unity" screen
windows 11
same
how to change dicks and cum in game , i have figure for hours lol
could you add a option of lower graphics
I really hope they do it
He never did it. I think he abandoned this, the same way he left KoboldKare in a barely "finished" state.
Is there straight sex?
No
kys
(for legal reasons this is a joke)
"Oh, curse a person for wanting to see straight sex!"
I myself am not into straight stuff, but man.. you were not paid anything to say that, nor would that comment have gotten you anybody worthy on your side on a page for a gay game like this
...but here we are.
In addition, you think that bottom line will save your arse for something so ridiculously unnecessary? I think someone needs to put their nose into the corner and think about what they did and what emotions their actions may have caused. After all, the last place you'd say that would likely be a mirror, wouldn't it?
And I suppose 7 downvotes will have to do for now. I'd recommend finding better places to say something like that. Also known as: No where
Please and thank you. Have a great day ^^
blocked
i hate to be that guy but uhhh....more when?