A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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KoboldKare is a farming simulator, but instead of making produce you're making naked Kobolds! It's an FPS where there is bhopping, surfing, trimping, and also sex.

KoboldKare is a DRM-free game made for Windows, Mac, and Linux computers with the following features:

  • A Quake/CS:S movement inspired movement system. Bunnyhopping, trimping, surfing.
  • A basic chemical system that lets you mix reagents and feed them to Kobolds for a variety of effects.
  • Random stats and proportions, find the Kobold that's just right for you.
  • Play with an extremely detailed sex penetration system, which includes deformations, knot forces, and strands...
  • Working multiplayer! Manage a farm with your friends, or have sex with 8-16 other players online!

Please note: This Early Access game is not complete and may or may not change further. If you are not excited to play this game in its current state, then you should wait to see if the game progresses further in development.

This game gets continuous updates, use the itch app to get the incremental updates!

If your computer is using integrated graphics, you may have to run the game in opengl mode:

To force Windows to run the game using OpenGL:

Simply right-click drag KoboldKare.exe->"Create shortcut here". Then add "-force-glcore" to the end of the Target in the shortcut's properties.

To force Mac/Linux to run the game using OpenGL:

Run the game with the extra parameter "-force-glcore" within your favorite terminal emulator.

Purchase

Buy Now$15.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $15 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:

koboldkare-linux-universal.zip 694 MB
Version 142
koboldkare-windows-64.zip 685 MB
Version 144
koboldkare-windows-32.zip 728 MB
Version 141
koboldkare-osx.zip 677 MB
Version 143

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When did this game gonna have mobile version? I like the concept of this game so much.

How would I go about adding assets to the game? I've never dabbled with making mods before and most guides I have read are not helpful. Basically "reverse engineer it, forehead" mentality. Where do I even begin.

I have a problem, any recipe to combine with milk?

and how do i make kobolds grow?

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Happened on the page again looking for games like this again. would really love to see the other systems fleshed out that were originally planned, or at the very least some flex spots for different sizes (It's kinda awkward when you've got some big ones). It's good, but still feels more like a tech demo than a game.

Damn wish there was a mobile version of this, best adult online game but cant play it on my pc...

will there be any new updates? on here or patreon or steam?

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Dev has been doing other projects. Maybe someday they'll get back to it, but I think they lost interest after getting their penetration system sorted and pivoted to ChurnVector. Game is a bit different from the original vision anyway, so that might've played into it a bit. Just from what I've read and seen, don't really know 100%.

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How the fuck did I get here from ultrakill

IKR

ok new problem every time i save something after a few days it just resets the save??? like it will know how much time I've put into the save file but it will force reset the world and the rest of the save files, making me fully restart to scratch again. 

is the 64 bit version buggy for anyone else or is the game really this hard to figure out what to do next. One of the first things that happened was the egg didint spawn out of the mailbox when i first started the game and i had to restart now im on weird science, and i can't figure what what it means by device

Don't know if you're still stuck, but I also had to spend a while figuring it out. The device is a swap machine that spawns on some crystal cliffs near the farm. Just look to the right when you leave your house and you'll see a waterfall its over there.

An actual update would be great. It just feels like this game was abandoned and is now just drip fed modder resources just to say that the game is still alive. 

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really enjoying this game trying to join the Kobold Kare discord off the wiki but the link is not working 

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how does the multiplayer work?

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Is there a discord channel

Where do you guys get mods from? I joined a server and realized that they had other mods than what steam workshop have

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Why is this not getting any updates? This happens alot with porn games tho so no idea if I should be surprised. I did spend 15€ tho so getting content shouldn't be too much to ask for

steam and itch is same? or have different ?

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The steam version has mod support and has had more recent updates compared to the itch version

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ah, i'm just realize we also get steam key for it

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Can i just say thank you for making me realize the steam key was with the game cause i did not notice

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Feature requests:
Show new users connecting in chat ("George has just joined!")
Have a password to "regain host status".. if a host disconnects, and wishes to reconnect and still be host, they can enter a password to "regain host status"

Very fun with lots of potential! Please support the dev. I really wanna see where this game goes. And even in its current state, it has a lot for you to do. 

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Steam version needs to be updated

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Das spiel ist echt super würde mich freuen wen das spiel viel mehr ausgebaut werden würde und würde für ein kleinen beitrag gerne unterstützen ich liebe das spiel ein echtes Lob an den Entwickler 👍🏻😁

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Kobolds, that's all you need to know.

Я приобрела коболт каре в Стиме.

Вопрос выйдет ли в обновлении

Дополнительная функция

Мастурбатион, теребонька своих сись.

Виды члена (подписка в мастерской)

Там были двойной,конский, шипастый драконный.

(Без этих ваших чит команд)

Элементы одежды(да бутылки-трубочк-молоко доителств)

Can someone help me out with multiplayer, as soon as I press quick play and match up with another player, the game crashes.

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I'm just wondering, do have any plans for major updates to this game, I understand if you don't wanna update this game near future since you did release new game

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"Yeah ayzman is right. I don't plan to add content to koboldkare. I have a plan to do some server stuff to make players safer though"

this is quoted from the dev's discord server. they may add more in the distant future but it looks highly unlikely.

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Aw man, that's a shame

Just one question, is the developer alive?

yeah, they just have other games they are working on. They do have a Twitter you can go and check out.

game works normal but lags, when i try your advice (Simply right-click drag KoboldKare.exe->"Create shortcut here". Then add "-force-glcore" to the end of the Target in the shortcut's properties.)

and game instantly show this 


 DirectX installed, 3D acceleration in display settings on, vulkan-icd-loader & lib32-vulkan-icd-loader already installed, so it looks like the game is simply poorly optimized for any other device than the one it was tested on, (which is common on itch io). I hope that in the next update the performance of the game will be improved, (all liquids and their contact with surfaces will lag the most)

it's funny how all steam and non-steam games run on the highest settings on my device, and this inconspicuous game is hell for all 3 devices I tested it on

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No seriously, what the fuck
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Can we get this updated to current version please?

is the steam key region locked? Because germany has problems with that kinda stuff i guess

i have no problems getting a steam key to work in germany.

As far as i know buying from the german steam store is blocked but buying in general is not illegal

Is this were we put suggestions? Can we add some type of naming system? For the Kobolds? Also, an identifier for the animation locations would be nice. Or at least an upgrade?

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game save are broken update> I think I got a work around working It requires you to load a save bit less shit then move close to where you last saved and load it note> This works for me but I can't guarantee that It will always works>

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would a small demo part or scene be possible? I would like to see if I will enjoy the overall idea.

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ok so i tried loading a saved game and some reason its not loading it up and always up in the sky looking at the farm. idk if its a glitch but every saved data is the same way. 

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Guys Im having a proplem. I cant download mods because +18 content on steam is unavailable in germany so I cant join any multiplayer lobbys. Im grateful for any kind of help

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Has both a price or just the main game? ahh yes, you wouldn't be able to tell me that.

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where do I find my steam key?

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Steam key is located under the downloads for the game in the receipt you recived

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Game needs update. Steam version is newer than itch.

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please someone gift me this aaa

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Is anyone else having a issue where when you try to load a game you get suck floating in the air above the farm and can't do anything at all, and have to open task manager to close the application? Cause I've been having this problem and I'm not sure what to do about it. Otherwise still a fun game so far.
Edit: Yeah game seems very unstable from my recent attempts at playing. I managed to actually load a save for once and then the game crashed on me out of the blue. Hope whatever is causing this can get fixed soon, otherwise I'm not sure I can play anytime soon.

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